I’m Back! Prepare to Cringe!

Did you miss me? All you retards with nothing better to do than comment on my attitude? Informing the world how much better it is to kiss ass than to make a stand? Prostitutes with so low intelligence that you don’t even realize you’re selling your integrity and your life for money, and it isn’t even your money afterwards.

Sometime life needs a bit of a reboot. Stepping back to see where one is and where one is headed. Sometimes, that can be pleasant, sometimes it’s a pain.

I’ve come to realize where all the shitty proverbs originate and their purpose. They were just lining up to apply to me. What they didn’t expect, though, was that I would take it standing up, not whimpering like a hurt little piglet. Bullets bounce off me, as do sticks and stones. How do you think words strike then?

Regardless, the outcome in my case is that I needed to take a break and reorganize my life. As said and done, my life reorganized, bad habits dropped, bastards pruned, and so on, and I’m here again.

No I’m not retiring or anything like that. You won’t get rid of me that easy. You won’t get away that easy.

I’m Reloaded!

Does this mean I’ve changed my attitude? Hell no, it’s even better (or worse) than before, because now that I’ve had time to observe both myself and the world around me with refreshed eyes, I’ve started seeing more that is messed up and that needs a serious reality check.

I see problems on the horizon. Heck, horizons be damned, I see problems up to my knees whenever I step into the world of SharePoint.

It’s time to get out the vinegar.

Pick up a box of tissues on your way home from work.

If you have a pot, it will be stirred.

If you have an ego, it will be bruised.

If you have an attitude… Oh, boy, we’ll have a dance to remember.

Are you ready? You should hope you are, but I can tell you this much, to continue the movie quotes: Here comes the pain!


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Bjørn Furuknap

I previously did SharePoint. These days, I try new things to see where I can find the passion. If you have great ideas, cool projects, or is in general an awesome person, get in touch and we might find out together.

4 thoughts on “I’m Back! Prepare to Cringe!”

  1. Well I don’t think anyone will say you are shy! Too funny. Looking forward to see what you make happen. Doubt it will be boring! 🙂

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